My entry for the contest. The theme is "2 Years Later."
The joke was that two years after the game, in 2014, the Templars would have ultimately lost to the Assassins, and to make ends meet they break into the tourist industry and repackage the Animus as a "vacation through time" device.
The announcer voice is my friend Willa. She works at Wal-Mart, and thus enjoys parodying those overly-happy commercial spokespersons. The disclaimer at the end was meant to sound like the Animus voice.
Oh God. xD
only the brothels in italy
but go lazyness!